BREAKING DAWN - STEPHENIE MEYER (REMIXED!)

A slightly more serious review.**

You know how in the paper for the movie reviews they have that little man who represents how you would feel if you went to the movie? The best is when he's standing up in his chair and clapping the crap out of himself; great is when he just stands and claps; average is when he sits and claps; slightly-boring is when he sits; then he falls asleep, which means the movie is either really quiet OR REALLY FUCKING BORING.
Then, one day, I saw an empty chair.*
Breaking Dawn was, is, and always will be an Empty Chair Book.
But I'll give it one star because it did lead to some very insightful discussions about vampires and how EXACTLY they make babies.

ATTACK OF THE MUTANT SPERM!!!!!!!



lol sex. :3
Also, there was a complete lack of GAY in all of these books. WHAT KIND OF 'NOVEL' IS THIS?!!?!
I think I've been reading too much slash.

SIRIUS/REMUS 4EVER!!!!!!1

*I think it wsa for that movie wiht Jesica Simpson. Figures.
**I just wrote a new one on GoodReads, which is quite dandy, thank you Medeia who I have actually never really spoken to or met but I feel closer to you already. GO TEAM.